There's nobody who's gonna work harder to make it...
...the best that it can be for the fans than us.
I mean, it was a gift. Literally, a gift from the fans to us to be here today...
...so I think we're all trying to do our part to give back, you know.
Hello, I'm Chris Lowell.
And I'm Kristen Bell.
And this is the second round of Questionnaires.
- I'll go first. -Ahem.
-"Kristen. .. -Yes.
...now that we're both older and I'm more attractive...
...do you think Piz and Veronica can make it work?"
Wow. Due to the fact that you have exceeded my expectations...
...as a man in, pretty much, every way, urn...
...I think it's gonna be troublesome because Veronica feels too insecure around you...
...because you're...
- You've become, well, too gorgeous. -Well said.
"Walk us through your workout routine."
- Two hundred pretzels in the morning... -Yes.
...five sit-ups, and then about 23 minutes in the bathroom.
"In your opinion, why was I left out of the Kickstarter video?"
Ooh. Um...
- We forgot. -Okay.
- Do you have another question, or should I go? -"Where's your bowl cut?"
Oh. The Trojan helmet that was formerly my hairdo...
...has recently been abandoned for this early '80's crew cut you see before you.
Bingo. That's right. You got that one right.
"Gun reform is a hot topic in the United States right now.
How do you feel about my biceps?"
I mean, the only pressures I feel is that I feel like everybody fucking hates Piz.
- They're both hot topics. -Yep, that's correct.
I got it right?
"Do you think the chemistry between Piz and Ron is going to be too hot to handle...
...or too cold to hold?"
I'm gonna answer your question with another question. Who's Ron?
I know why they hate Piz, because I'm breaking up, like, the sexiest couple ever...
...which is Jason and Kristen. I mean, I'd hate me.
"To a lot of fans, Piz is their favorite character."
That's it. That's all that's written on that card.
That should've been a question, since it's not a fact.
"You just had a baby girl. What's that about?"
"Earlier tonight when I compared the discomfort of my LASIK surgery...
...to you giving birth to a child, that's pretty cool, huh?"
Yep. It was pretty cool.
- Thank you, everyone. I'm Chris Lowell. -I'm Kristen Bell.
Have a good night.
Frankly, I don't there's a bigger fan of Veronica and Logan together than me, so...
So I know that no one agrees with me, but I actually like Piz better.
He's a good guy, legitimately.
And I feel like Veronica and Logan kind of like-- Just like, "We'll stick together."
You know, not very positive relationship.
- I said that I like Piz better. -Yes! There you are.
- Yeah. -Where have you been?
- Hi. I'm Chris. -Hey. I'm Ed.
- Hi, Ed. Sorry for ruining the shot. -No problem.
- Are you one of the backers? -Yeah, I am.
Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah.
Chris Lowell just ran me over with his car. I got, you know, a good class-action suit I think.
He didn't have any burn fights, which is a good start, you know.
I feel like people are redeemable, but Logan redeemed himself too quickly.
You can't tell us anything about what you've been up to, character-wise.
- Killing people. That's it. -Oh.
Piz enters the film, having murdered--
- Having slain dozens of nuns, rabbis. -Ha-ha-ha.
I was telling them that Logan is an asshole...
...which is so clearly true. -Huge asshole.
You know who else is a huge asshole? Jason Dohring. Big asshole.
- Ha-ha-ha. -Not a nice guy at all. Fuck Jason Dohring.
-It's a horrible thing to say. -I don't believe you about that.
- No, he's the nicest human on the planet. -I do believe you about the character.
She definitely just can't end up with Piz...
...because everyone, except for me, would cry and leave the theater.